Cheating Husbands are Joking Matter?

A very funny internet forward I received a some time back. 

A husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the Wife looks over

at him and asks the question....

WIFE: "What 

would you do if I died? Would you get married 

Again?"

HUSBAND: 

"Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? 

Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of 

course I do.."

WIFE: "Then why 

wouldn't you remarry? "

HUSBAND: "Okay, 

okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You 

would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes 

audible groan)

WIFE: "Would 

you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, 

it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would 

you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where 

else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would 

you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: 

"Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would 

you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That 

would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would 

you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND: "No, I'm 

sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would 

you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, 

those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would 

she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, 

she's left-handed."

WIFE: -- 

silence --

HUSBAND: 

"shit."